Nixed Feels

by Bottled Water

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about

On January 13, 1999, it was reported the National Security Agency of the United States identified what was believed to be a spy that may have infiltrated its inner sanctums, describing it as "being less than a foot high, covered with red and orange fur, with watchful eyes and big ears". The description matched Furby, which some of the NSA's employees brought to work to ease stress. Shortly afterwards, the establishment banned Furbies from entering NSA's property due to concerns that they may be used to record and repeat classified information, advising those that see any on NSA property to "contact their Staff Security Officer for guidance."

Wolf: I'd like to thank friends and family that supported and inspired this album. But importantly, I'd like to thank fuck.

dot: this mixtape is for all the unwritten books, unmade music and videos of the dead. leave something behind, whatever you're hiding is better than you think it is.

credits

released January 27, 2017

words by us
beats by us, Kim Darrell, Innocent Murmur, and ₡∆££ ¥∆₥A aka Buddha Hands

mixed by us and Danny G. at AudioLodge
FKA Whiskey Dick Studios
mastered by us at Casa Chihuahua

Bottled Water is:
dot dot
Wolf Langis
and sometimes Kim Darrell

we will eventually upload the lyrics, for now have fun trying to pick 'em out

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Bottled Water San Francisco, California

Bottled Water is the manic, panicked and dynamic duo of unorthodox hip-hop MCs raised in the suburban shadow of New York City. Now frequently spotted in the Bay Area, Dot Dot (played by Maxx Bartko) and Wolf Langis (played by Daniel Berliner) have made it their mission to seek out complex, unusual instrumentals and coat them with vivid surreal imagery, dark topical humor, and absurd insights. ... more

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Track Name: Gimme My Fuckin' Meds
no
Track Name: Rocko II (Emo Trippin')
…yes
Track Name: Ennui Da Best
no
Track Name: The Friedman Doctrine
yeah
Track Name: Umph in Triumphant
nope
Track Name: Hold Music
mhmm
Track Name: The Ineffable
also no
Track Name: Fine Young Unscannables
deffo
Track Name: Malfunction March
negative
Track Name: Writer's Block Party Crashin'
you betcher azz
Track Name: Hazy Susan
nuh uh
Track Name: Optimus Subprime Mortgage
totally
Track Name: Year of the Clown
you're, you're fired! you're, you're, you're fired!
think I’m reshorin’ jobs for you deplorable slobs?
you're, you're fired! you're, you're, you're fired!
drive a steak into your heart because you voted for the boss
you’re, you’re fired! loser! tú eres un perdedor
whyn’cha cry about it, I’m with hurt, feel the burn
we’ll bring the factories home build a wall deport em all
and hire a buncha robots so you still won’t get a job

stickin' his dick in the stone after yanking Excalibur out
the West Wing a reality show, year of the clown
kissin hands, shakin babies, beat the lizards at they game
kissin hands, shakin babies, beat the lizards all the same
the Lügenpresse used to call The Don out as a fascist
now watch 'em genuflect before the President for access
so we LOLin’ with Stalin, LMAO with Mao
stay computin’ with Putin, and doin’ bumps with Trump

if you callin' him Hitler, then Hillary was Hindenburg
lesser Evel Knievel end up with what we din' deserve
Richard Spencer pez dispenser fulla redpills
watch ‘em Sieg Heil, you wondering how did we fail?
Trump in between the John Birch and William Buckleys
wanna guillotine the smirk off his Scrooge McDuckface
there's a teenage riot and I still can’t get outta bed
'cuz come 2020 you'll be votin Democrat again

Stickin' his dick in the stone after yanking Excalibur out
the West Wing a reality show, year of the clown
kissin hands, shakin babies, beat the lizards at they game
kissin hands, shakin babies, beat the lizards all the same
this is what we get for letting liberals choose
who the Left run in elections so we deserve to lose
and now we LOLin’ with Stalin, LMAO with Mao
steady computin’ with Putin, and doin’ bumps with Trump
Track Name: Bottled Water Theme
I guess technically, but sorta kinda not really